{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-not-today-heifer-cute-cow-print-throw-for-cozy-gifts","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — \"Not Today Heifer\" Cute Cow Print Throw for Cozy Gifts","description":"Wrap yourself in a sassy, cozy moment with this velveteen plush blanket. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a smooth, velvety face hold bright, high-detail print so the playful “Not Today Heifer” message and pink cow-patterned accents pop. It’s the kind of throw you drape over your knees during a lazy morning coffee, toss across the couch for movie night, or keep handy when you need a lighthearted reminder to set boundaries and laugh at life’s little annoyances. The texture feels plush against skin and the edges are double-stitched for lasting use — familiar, warm, and a little cheeky.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis blanket speaks to people who love farmhouse-inspired humor, barnyard motifs, and bold typography with personality. It fits into casual rituals: weekend lounging, girlfriends’ nights, or as a playful accent during festive gatherings. The design’s cute bows, tiny hearts, and soft pinks soften the attitude, making it approachable and fun rather than abrasive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option) for durable, quick-drying softness\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight (approx. 300 g\/m²) — plush feel without being bulky\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, single-side high-detail print for bold colors and clear graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":48626330403008,"sku":"99802146410684910956","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":48626330435776,"sku":"21282568659182717647","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":48626330468544,"sku":"88880283997685767736","price":58.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/9524\/0896\/files\/2076642314395262722_2048.jpg?v=1784258930","url":"https:\/\/paytonscozycorner.com\/products\/velveteen-plush-blanket-not-today-heifer-cute-cow-print-throw-for-cozy-gifts","provider":"Payton's Cozy Corner ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}